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Jake

By January 31, 2011March 1st, 201634 Comments

I have a good friend named Joel. Joel has a father named Jake. (Joel also has a mother, a sister, and two brothers whose names, I swear, all begin with “J”*. But that’s another story for another day.) Jake lives Upstate. I’ve never actually met Jake, though meeting him, at this point, is a mere technicality. And that’s because Jake gave me — via Joel — a gift whose worth cannot be underestimated: Jake gave me the Manhattan.

Jake, from what I understand, is a man who knows from cocktails. For years, he and his wife ran a small liquor store, now closed, on a forgotten block in downtown Syracuse; for years, under the perma-gray skies and five-foot snow drifts of central New York, he manned the register, stocked the shelves, and dropped countless tall boys and bottles of Popov into countless brown paper bags; and for years, he ended each long day with a Manhattan. (“On the rocks,” says Joel. “Canadian Club. Occasionally Black Velvet. Every night.”) Now, here’s the messed up part: when Joel told me this one day after work, as we sat and bitched about our jobs at a bar across the street from our office — in Manhattan, no less! — I didn’t know what a Manhattan was. I had never tasted one, didn’t even  know what was in it. Wasn’t it some kind of variation on the martini? Was there brandy in it? Didn’t it involve the ever-mysterious Drambuie? When I fessed up about my ignorance, Joel thought I was kidding.

He ordered me a Manhattan.

This was probably five years ago now, and Jake — my Upstate brother, my dark-spirit drinking, long-distance, medicine-loving mentor, my fellow Manhattan-ite — I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for introducing me — and Jenny, for that matter; don’t let her tell you otherwise — to the magical cold-weather concoction that is bourbon, sweet vermouth, angostura bitters, and a maraschino cherry. Thank you for showing us that there is life beyond the gin and tonic, the glass of cabernet, the Silver Bullet. Jake (can I call you Jake?), you should know that when Joel and I get together now, every month or so, we order two Manhattans on the rocks and toast you every time. In fact, when making plans to meet, I don’t ask Joel if he feels like “getting a drink tonight.” I email him and say, “Jake?” Or I ask him if he feels like “Jaking it the f@#k up tonight.” Hardly a week goes by when I don’t get an email from Joel, usually around 7 pm, just after he’s gotten home, with a one word message: Jake. Hardly a Friday goes by when I don’t text Joel a picture of a Manhattan, on the rocks, sitting on our kitchen counter: no further message required. — Andy

*Not to mention an uncle whose given name was Yogi.


The Manhattan

I don’t measure this out too carefully. Some recipes will tell you to do 2 parts bourbon (or rye, which I like, or Canadian Whisky, which kind of smells like lighter fluid to me) to one part sweet vermouth, but I find that’s a little sweet. So I usually do something closer to 3:1. Up to you. But one word of warning: One Manhattan is fantastic. Two is never a good idea.

Fill a short glass 2/3 full with ice. Add two dashes angostura bitters, sweet vermouth, and whatever bourbon you like. (I like Buffalo Trace and Maker’s.) Add maraschino cherry. (I usually crush it against the side of glass with a spoon, to release some of that red dye number two!) Stir. Jake!

34 Comments

  • Avatar Jen says:

    This really made me laugh – I have a mom, a dad, and a brother with all J names, as well as a husband and son with J names. I believe that my parents gave us J names on purpose (to propagate the J situation I guess) but my husband and I didn’t do it on purpose, I swear 🙂 For some reason, growing up, our family pets never had J names.

  • Avatar Mamacita says:

    Have you tried the Maker’s Mark cherries? They’re delicious, and still not too strong for the kid’s drinks (I swear).

  • Avatar Catharine says:

    Thanks, Joe! I am Canadian and I always thought rye was just our name for what you guys call Canadian whisky. I’m off to buy bourbon!

  • Avatar Bryan says:

    “Two is never a good idea.” How perfect is that statement. I am always thinking that after the second one……

  • molly says:

    went out on a hunt for maraschino cherries after reading this. I am so in the mood for one of these now! but alas, no shops downtown had the cherries. 🙁
    guess I’ll have to dig out my car to drive to the liquor store.

  • Avatar John says:

    Truly amazing! I follow the recipe with Makers 3 to 1 sweet Vermouth. Love it! But the dry Vermouth, canadian, and a lemon previously posted sounds good… i’ll stick to my Makers. Thanks.

  • Avatar WKay says:

    The only way I’ve ever liked bourbon of any type was in eggnog or a friend’s sauce for bread pudding. I prefer Irish whiskey drinks, with a special place for Irish Coffee.

    But I’m fascinated by Joel, and his father Jake, and the other Js in the family. I wonder if they had relatives in the Chicago area? I went to school with a girl named June, one of six kids, all of whose names began with J.

    How odd.

  • Avatar karen says:

    Our family – yes I come from a line of Manhattan drinkers – prefer this recipe:
    2 bourbon
    1 sweet vermouth
    1 tbsp cherry juice (count 1.2.3 as pouring in shaker)
    shake together and serve over ice with a couple cherries.
    It is sooooo delicious!!

  • Avatar kathy says:

    hmmm. I have always though that CC was rye. Its always been the go..to when stocking up. I guess I’m going to have to get out of the wine section of my local “hook-up” and take a stroll down the whiskey aisle. Rye whiskey, scotch whiskey-it’s all to confusing. No wonder I hardly ever stray from the vodka and ceasars.
    Here’s a weird one for you….One night I was out of wine and only had some vodka and well…started mixing things and this was the result. And it’s become my signature drink. I thought it was just mine but there are times I get texts and random calls from people wanting the “recipe” while in the grocery store or liquor store after I’ve come home from an out of town visit. It’s a “chick” drink though

    Tall glass
    fill with ice (not crushed)
    1 shot vodka or a bit more….
    1 shot white choc liqueur
    top up glass with Ocean Spray Pomogranete grapefruit juice (NOT DIET)..though supplier hasn’t produced any lately so I have been known to use pomogranete blueberry juice and add a good pink grapefruit juice that you have tasted before because most have that awful pithy taste.

    I even had a bar tender in a resort in mexico make it for me. Cause I was so bored with all the sun and surf. He thought I was a “loco canadian” but there are times a margaretta is just olddddd.

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