
Our friends Kendra and Mike are what Abby would call “good cookers.” Mike’s a legit restaurant guy, and Kendra is an all-around enthusiast, with excellent taste, who happens to know her way around a kitchen. In other words, they can be trusted. A couple of weeks ago, Kendra poked her head into my office and said, “You know what you gotta make for the girls?”
“Laser-cut paper doll dioramas of unicorns frolicking in shimmering fields of goldenrod?” I said.
“No, dude. Stromboli. Mike and I made one this weekend, and it was insane.”
Stromboli? Here’s what I knew about Stromboli: Nothing. Or, that’s not quite true. I had a vague sense it was something I shoveled into my mouth a few times in college, at 2am, after several bottles of Golden Anniversary beer. I think. The point is, it was not what you would call a “mindful” eating experience. (I think I also remember tipping my head back and drinking the cup of marinara dipping sauce it came with; hey, I was hungry!) But last week, Stromboli and I got to know each other a little more deeply. I made one to eat — at halftime; that’s how quick and easy it is — while we sat on the couch and watched the NFL playoffs. The kids could not have cared less about the game, but the Stromboli won in a rout. After cleaning her plate, Abby declared: “That’s the best thing you’ve ever made all year.” If I were a betting man, I’d put a lot of money on this happening again for the Super Bowl. — Andy
Step One: Spread 16-ounce dough (leave it out on the counter for an hour, to make it easier to work with; you can also, obviously, use homemade) on cookie sheet rubbed with olive oil; get it as far into the corners as possible.
Step Two: Sauce it up, almost to the edges. If you have homemade pizza sauce, awesome (homemade: mix together 1/3 cup olive oil, 1 15-ounce can diced tomatoes, one pressed garlic clove and let flavors meld for as long as you’ve got). But honestly, a good storebought, like Don Pepino, is fine, too.
Step Three: Sprinkle on some fresh basil and dried oregano…
Step Four: Add your meat (skip if you’re going veg), and onions. At this point, I threatened to add roasted red peppers, but Jenny shot that down.
Step Five: Add spinach (thawed, squeezed, no trace of liquid) or kale or whatever vegetable you want and shredded mozz.
Step Six: Add a few dollops of fresh ricotta (optional, this is about 8-10 ounces, but you decide what’s right for you!) and some grated parm (about 1/3 cup) if you want and red pepper flakes.
Step Seven: Very carefully (so as not to tear the dough), roll the dough up like a giant joint. Brush the top with olive oil and sprinkle with sea salt.
Step Eight: Put into 350°F oven for 45 minutes to an hour, or until golden brown. Brush again with oil in the last five min. Slice into 1 1/2 inch thick pieces and serve.
Photo updated: November 2022











Yes. Yes. Heck yes.
Thank you for making me lol on a day when I really needed it …
“Step Seven: Very carefully (so as not to tear the dough), roll the dough up like a giant joint.”
Looking forward to trying the recipe.
Looks great. I have made mini versions, and because I am a glutton for punishment, I customize them for each of the kids.
Stromboli is a fantastic idea!
We love to make pizzas, but are sorta in a rut. This looks great! (Also, “the joint” comment made me lol. Never thought I’d see that in a recipe!)
My mom is the queen of these. For some reason mine never ever come out as good as hers, but I’m going to give it another shot – I think we’ve got all the necessary ingredients waiting at home!
Aww yeah. This is officially now the *first* thing I am going to bake in our new oven when it finally gets here. Thank you, Andy, for making me snort water all over my keyboard with the joint instruction!
My favorite part of this post is that you correctly wrote “could not have cared less” instead of writing “could have cared less”, which would have left me yelling at the computer screen, “If they COULD have cared less, then why didn’t they?!” Which is what I do every other time someone misuses this saying.
Ka-Pow! Can’t wait to try this one out. I’m learning to cook from your site. Chili was a hit now I’m moving down the road to Stomboli. Looking forward and thanks!
signed,
The westchester man/family that “stalked” you outside getting coffee in Tarrytown and again at dinner in Hastings!
Not only does this fall in the perfect place between calzone and pizza (two of my boys’ top food loves) but the fact that you referred to the rolling of this “like a giant joint” has made this recipe a frontrunner for the weekend. Thanks heaps!
My mom is famous for these. She goes all the way Italian style with provolone, sweet peppers, ham, salami, and pepperoni. Seriously, what’s not to love. Thanks for your rendition!
Ok, husband is gluten free but I am making the Stromboli!!!! Sounds/looks delicious. And like the others, I snort-laughed when I read, “…like a giant joint.” Hilarious.
That looks great & so easy. And you can make so many varieties. I can only assume that is pizza dough, right?
love that you said joint.
and yes we will make this for superbowl. amazing as always.
“shot my sh*t down” and “like a giant joint”. 2 more reasons why this i my favorite food blog of all time. this will be dinner tomorrow.
Oh yes! DP Dough in Amherst? That brought me back and I am definitely making Stromboli this weekend.
Ok, one that looks delicious. And two…the fact that you told us to roll it like a giant joint is just the icing on the cake. Thanks for that. 🙂
OH!! so THAT’s what Stromboli is! Since I was a kid I thought it was some esoteric Italian impossibility with meat balls and such a complex sauce no one but authentic Sicilian grandmothers would dare brave it’s assembly. This, however, is perfect bachelor food! Thank You!
This looks like a homerun for our house. And I can hide…ahem… ADD veggies? Bonus points.
Als0 – roll it like a giant joint? you win.
Reminds me of making homemade calzones which I make on a weekly basis and customize for everyone 🙂
Did you really just say “like a joint?” Ha! This post is awesome and wonderful in so many ways. Thank you!
Bahaha! “Like a giant joint”
And this is why I love DALS: I come for the recipes and heartwarming stories and end up laughing out loud at the “realness” of you two. Now I’m wondering how you would explain the rolling to your little girls 😉
I have to echo everyone else the “shot my sh*t down” & “like a joint” comments had me cracking up. Sounded very much like the college guy you describe in the beginning of your post, I can even see the beer sitting next to you as you wrote it.
LOVE THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Definitely adding that to my list! Anything pizza-esque is an absolute guaranteed winner here. Just wanted to let you know I made the no-knead bread (Jim Lahey) and I cannot believe how good it was. Incredible! It got me all worked up and I borrowed a copy of ‘Artisan Bread in 5 Minutes a Day.’ I may give up my day job and make bread for a living – that’s how good it is!!!!! Thanks for the post on it!
I can’t wait to do this!!!! My kids and husband will love this!!!!