The Family Part of Family Dinner

The whole concept of family dinner, if you think about it, is pretty elemental: you gather around a table in the waning hours, you and yours, and eat some grub, converse about your day and, if you’re lucky, life its ownself. But sometimes — or, most of the time — our dinners can resemble not so much a family of four eating in the kitchen of our Dutch colonial but a pre-verbal gathering of primitive hominids on the veldt, hunched over a large rock, devouring the day’s kill with frightening, brutal efficiency – quick, before somebody steals it! – and doing it all through a silence punctured only by occasional lip smacks and grunts of pleasure. In other words, getting dinner on the table often feels like the easy part; it’s the conversing and communicating — the family part of family dinner — that often prove more elusive. And, okay, if you insist on greater specificity, it’s our ability to get our children to SPEAK TO US that is often very much in doubt.

Does this exchange sound familiar to you?

“What’d you do today?”


“What’d you do today?


“What’d you do today?”

“Mmm, I don’t remember.”

“What’d you do today?”

“I need ketchup.”

Over the past few years, we’ve devised a few techniques to deal with this situation, ways to prod and cajole Phoebe and Abby into sharing and prompting and interacting – or, at the barest minimum, stopping for a moment to look up and acknowledge something beyond the food on their plates.


The most consistently successful of all our methods. Each family member has to share one thing from their day that made them mad, one thing that made them sad, and one thing that made them glad. In addition to initiating some real conversation (we rarely make it all the way around the table, once the kids get going) this has the welcome benefit of clueing you into some things in your kids’ lives – anxieties, accomplishments, mean girls at camp, math difficulties, and the always-telling lunch table politics – that they might otherwise have locked away in a drawer and let fester.

The Negative Assertion

This doesn’t deliver the kind of sustained, substantive conversation you get with Mad Sad Glad, but it often helps break the ice and get some dinnertime energy flowing. Kids love to prove their parents wrong — or, at least, my kids love to prove me wrong — so I’ll offer up an observation that I know is untrue, and wait for the kids to set the record straight. Like this one, from a beautiful, clear summer evening about a week ago:

Me: “I can’t believe you had to stay inside all day at camp today because of the weather.”

Abby: “No we didn’t!”

Me: “Man, that must have been so boring.”

Phoebe: “We were outside all day! We hiked down to the river, and had lunch under the poison ivy tree, and…”

Other options: Why do you think Ms. Tuman decided to skip math lessons today? I can’t believe nobody said a word on the bus on the way home this afternoon. Do you guys ever wonder how an ostrich flies? So mommy tells me you guys hate soccer now…

Talk About Yourself (And Let Them Jump In)

My own life doesn’t always strike me as riveting, but you’d be surprised at what kids get into. An example: a year or so ago, I was working on a story about a disaster at a big coal plant in Tennessee. A huge containment pond collapsed, unleashing millions of gallons of toxic sludge known as coal ash. An entire town was buried. Streams, because of the heavy metals in the sludge, were contaminated. The prospect of cleanup was like a sick joke. Hardly kid fodder, right? They couldn’t get enough!  Almost two years later, they still ask about this, and want me to tell the whole “coal story” again. I even had to tell it to one of Abby’s friends, who was sleeping over. Seriously. Possible moral of story: we’re not as boring as we think we are?

The Misdirection Play

I hardly ever get an answer when I ask my kids something directly. (“What did you do at school today?”) Similar to the Negative Assertion approach, I find it helps to take the pressure off a little by asking them to tell a story about someone else. But maybe don’t phrase it quite so overtly. Phrase it like this: “So [your kid’s name here], tell me about this new friend of yours, [new friend name here]. Does she have long hair? Does she like watching Boomerang? At recess, is she a cop or a robber?” Bet you anything your kid responds, and when he/she does, you’ve got them right where you want them. You can take the conversation anywhere from there.

The Awkward Silence

Join forces with your husband or wife and resolve to say nothing, not a word. Kids can’t hack it. They fill the silence. (Only downside: our six year old usually fills it by saying, “Poop on a poop on a poop poop poop.”)

The Nuclear Option

To be deployed only in truly desperate situations: “Okay, if you guys don’t start telling me about your days, we’re not having s’mores tonight.” This one has never failed – and believe me, we’ve wielded it way more than we should ever admit.  —Andy

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I saw the article in the September Whole Living magazine about you….and I wanted to say I love your site. You have some great recipes and dinner time ideas.


No spouse, no kids… but I found in college and after that this table topics game is a wonderful addition to any dinner experience. They have versions for kids, couples, singles, you name it…. my friends in college were such fans we’d take the cube whenever we attended Wino Wednesday at our favorite restaurant!

here’s the link:

and thanks for the wonderful site and posts!


We play family quiz – everyone gets a question that they should be able to answer and then we go from there. Sometimes Clara (age 4) just spells her name or relays her phone number over and and over again.


Oh my gosh, this post killed me. Too funny! Love the negative assertion tactic, I could hear my daughter’s voice ringing through in your conversation “no we didn’t!” I’ll use that one tonight…thanks!

Trish O

thanks, we need this in our house…tonight it was so hot and we were all so tired i am not sure anyone said anything but, “good corn.”

Jan @ Family Bites

Such funny ideas…especially the negative assertion. We play “sharing” – each family member has to share one thing about our day that the others wouldn’t guess/believe could happen.


You’ve aptly described our family’s dinner table struggles. Love these ideas! Perhaps they will engage my daughter so she doesn’t feel the need to constantly dance around, foray into the bathroom, or find other reasons to leave the table… 🙂

Beth @ Remarkably Domestic

These are great ideas. Just when I had despaired of getting any answer other than “nothing” or “I forgot” out of my 7 year old. Guaranteed, though, with my two boys, “poop” will be thrown in to most conversations. Small price. 🙂


We do “News of the Day” where each child (youngest to oldest) tells about his or her day. Some nights are more newsworthy than others, but it has become a ritual that even their friends look forward to.


These are GREAT ideas! I’m hoping I can translate them into the language of 4 and year olds because, unfortunately, most of our mealtime conversations revolve around the “try it, you might like it” variety.